Im just gonna tell all billion plus of you right now… You have the most irritating language on the face of the earth. Oh is it a tonal language? What? Did you run out of different sounds? Seriously, on a scale of 1-10 with ten being brake discs grinding on bare metal brake caliper, your speech is a 12.
Japanese? Fine. Totally badass sounding. Minimal grammar and a simplified alphabet.
But you Chinese… I can’t do it. Don’t speak around me, unless its a language OTHER than mandarin.